The Hound in the Hat has a Chat

Ms. Roux Eclair, aka The Hound in the Hat

I do not like what’s going on here,

I do not like it, I can hardly bear.

Headlines from the National Midnight Star,

Read as from a land away so far.

Affairs and tensions in such a state,

To heal the country, I fear too late.

They say they are woke, but are truly asleep,

Realizing not, they are herded as sheep.

Cancel culture is now the new fad,

But oh, it makes me so very, very mad.

Zuck and Jack say best they know,

Do you think their brains must be full of blow?

Wearing a mask is all the rage,

Yet a virtue signal upon the stage.

The China virus has all in fear,

Yet what we need is to hug those so dear.

Of made-up issues, they scream about,

While protecting pedos, who have all come out.

Hillary, Jeffery, China Joe too,

And rumor has it, Mike, you know who.

Boys into girls and girls will be boys,

And none can play with any of their toys.

Mr. Bear, they say you’re too white,

Yet they can’t even tell wrong from right.

My, oh my, what shall we do?

We can’t even go to Timbuctoo.

Perhaps we'll chat with that guy name Musk.

We’d hitch a ride, off to Mars or bust.

Sadly, that is not an option,

Too many things are set in motion.

Bill and George and Klaus, oh my,

Their Great Reset must not fly.

They committed theft that was so great,

And paid off Mike to seal Don’s fate.

Bill now thinks he is the world’s savior,

He must get COVID so he can’t taste any flavor.

Vaccines, climate change and some synthetic meat.

It infuriates me so, that hardly sounds like such a treat.

I do think that guy Bill is truly evil,

I wonder if he’s kin with some Boll weevil.

George and Tom, Sam and Ben,

They fought so hard, truly brave men.

They fought against that wretched king,

And now it seems we face the same thing.

Will Puppet Joe and Ice Cream Nancy,

Continue the charade to their own fancy?

When will people take a stand,

Against the all foolishness in this land?

Mr. Bear I pray it happens soon,

For this has been a very sad tune.

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Thanks to Roux for putting up with the hat;

She was rewarded with a fish snack.

Namaste folks,

Mark Stansell

March 7, 2021